Everyone likes milkshakes. Even people that say they don’t. Because nobody ever associates milkshakes with having a bad time.
Summer at the beach. Milkshakes. That date with that person you met when you were 14. Milkshakes. The burger place at 3am after your 30th. Milkshakes.
No one associates milkshakes with divorce, collapsed finance companies, or war. It’s a magical drink that only turns up when good memories are being made. I don’t know why.
Maybe it’s the morning. Maybe it’s the afternoon. Maybe you’ve just come back from a bit of a night out and there’s a letter on the table from your spouses lawyer.
Maybe it’s Tuesday.
These are all times when you might want to have a cup of coffee that doesn’t taste like the one you usually have. These are the times when The Motel Syrup Company makes good money.
Uncle Dad + Milk + Yoghurt + A blender. That’s about all you need to make some pretty good smoothies. Some people put in Ice Cream as well, or bananas, or body building powder. We know one guy who adds a bit of chilli and ginger for zing.
We‘re not saying you should do this, because you might be under the age of 18 and then we could be charged with corrupting a minor or something and it would be off to jail for us.
My Grandfather went to jail. He said it was dumb. While he was there my Grandmother hooked up with someone else so we’re not a hundred percent sure my Grandfather is even my Grandfather.
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